If you read the bible and go to church, or subscribe to any other religion, that is fine with me. I like nice people, and if you are endeavoring to be one, I say, “Great!” I, too, am endeavoring to be a nice person. The thing that makes me mad is when a person suggests that I CANNOT be a nice person or live a life of goodness WITHOUT reading the bible and attending church. To sum up - churchgoers: fine and dandy; those who try to force it on me and my fellow Americans: assholes. Areas in which “they” try to force it on us: premarital sex abstention, abortion laws, birth control, gay marriage. The fact that creationism can even be a conversation is a goddamn shame and blight upon our nation’s character.

Nick Offerman, Paddle Your Own Canoe


Sometimes dogs get embarrassed that someone saw them acting anything other than a majestic and stoic beast


*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* AND ANOTHER THING


Here are two bunnies using another bunny as a couch

(Source: foggypebble)

Bloody Knife