You know he’s planning an attack, don’t you? No. He fucking is. Today. I’ve sussed it out.
Do you ever shave your legs but later you realise you missed a spot and it’s like
Tagging nsfw is hilarious like it’s just like you’re in a room with a shitload of people and you shout PORN and then some people cover their eyes and others stare at you in anticipation
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Tom Brady will always throw better than you